It's AMAZING what you can learn from the internet! I've become a much better guitar player, gotten countless recipes, and learned a ton of do-it-yourself home repair projects, all thanks to the wonders of the World Wide Web. We took calls this morning from folks about what they've learned from the internet. Everything from how to knit, to siding your own house, to the woman who learned her husband was CHEATING on her! Apparently, he didn't know better than to log off of his Facebook account. Now she's learned how to file for divorce! Thanks internet! Here's something we learned on the internet…If you want to be lazy about spring cleaning, here are ten things you probably didn't know you can wash in the dishwasher.  You might want to wash your dishes separately though.
 
1.  Shoes.  But only if they can get wet.  So sneakers and flip-flops are usually okay, but dress shoes aren't.
2.  Baseball hats.  Put them on the top rack, and they should keep their shape. 
3.  Brushes and combs.  Just not any with wooden handles.  And first pull as much hair off them as you can, so it doesn't clog the dishwasher.
4.  Toys.  Just nothing electronic, or things with small pieces that could break off.
5.  Glass lampshades from light fixtures.
6.  Your toothbrush holder.
7.  Make-up brushes.  Put them in the silverware holder.
8.  Sports equipment.  Like the shin guards your kids wear for soccer.  If it's plastic, it's probably okay.
9.  Vacuum attachments.
10.  Your computer keyboard.  People online swear it won't break if you don't use detergent.  But you might have to let it dry for a few days.  And obviously they're talking about desktop keyboards . . . don't toss your whole LAPTOP in there.  
 

RINGO HAS FINALLY MADE THE ROCK HALL OF FAME
This year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony went down Saturday night, and the highlights included Yoko Ono calling Ringo Starr the, quote, "most influential Beatle" . . . Ringo advising young bands to make a pact saying they'll own up to it when they pass gas . . . and Miley Cyrus being all edgy by wearing nipple pasties and not shaving her armpits. How was YOUR weekend?

BOX OFFICE RESULTS
"Furious 7" made history this weekend as the fastest movie EVER to hit $1 BILLION.  It did it on Friday, just 17 days after it was released . . . the previous record was 19 days, which was done by three movies:  "The Avengers", "Avatar", and "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2".
 
It also added another $29.1 million and topped the box office for a third straight week.  Overall, it's now made $294 million here and another $858 million overseas, giving it a worldwide total of nearly $1.2 billion. 
 
"Paul Blart 2" debuted in 2nd place with $24 million, and the cyberbullying horror flick "Unfriended" rounded out the Top 3 with $16 million.  Here are the Top 10 movies:
 
1.  "Furious 7", $29.1 million.  Up to $294 million in its 3rd week.
2.  NEW:  "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2", $24 million.
3.  NEW:  "Unfriended", $16 million.
4.  "Home", $10.3 million.  Up to $143 million in its 4th week.
5.  "The Longest Ride", $6.9 million.  Up to $23.5 million in its 2nd week.
6.  "Get Hard", $4.8 million.  Up to $78.3 million in its 4th week.
7.  NEW:  "Monkey Kingdom", $4.7 million.
8.  "Woman in Gold", $4.6 million.  Up to $15.9 million in its 3rd week.
9.  "The Divergent Series: Insurgent", $4.2 million.  Up to $121 million in its 5th week.
10.  "Cinderella", $3.9 million.  Up to $186 million in its 6th week.

MALARKEY FOR TODAY:

Billboard is claiming this celebrity is in talks to voice Better Boop in a new movie:

1)   Nicki Minaj
2)   **** Lady Gaga
3)   Meaghan Trainor

**** Billboard claims Lady Gaga is in talks to voice Betty Boop in a new movie.