How did I not come up with this idea!!! Parker Jones is creating a line of ice cream flavors for women with PMS. The 21 year-old Oklahoma college student tells Buzzfeed: “The idea for doing ice cream packaging was a suggestion from one of my professors and from there I came up with the PMS concept, it honestly took a long time to get the punch line just right for each individual ice creams. I personally have no idea about ice cream production, but if some who does and wants to join in on my little ice cream joke I would love to help out, who [could] pass up an opportunity to eat ice cream, I’m sorry I mean produce ice cream, and design for a living? It’s mainly print design for other fictitious companies, but maybe one day I’ll be able to use humor to produce real products that will be on shelves or in this case freezers soon!” Flavors include “I Need Some More Time”, “I Think I’m Dying” and “Don’t Come Near Me”. I’m thinking Ben & Jerry’s would be knocking her door down offering to buy up the concept. Amy says she prides herself on being in a crabby mood no matter ?WHAT time of month it is…

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MARK EISCHEN
Guess who came to work with Daddy today? Baby Jane is as cute as she sounds…can we get a snack now?

GROUP THERAPY THURSDAY

Dear Ted and Amy,
I feel like a crotchety old person here but I *hate* getting virtual thank you cards for weddings. Recently several friends have sent either emails or digital e-cards as thank you notes for gifts we’ve given them. While I appreciate the acknowledgement, I think it is so unbelievably tacky. I took the time to pick out a special gift to give you – you can’t take 5 mins to write a handwritten card? Am I just out of touch or is this e-thanks acceptable?
Signed,
Behind the times in B’ville?

I KNEW IT!
NASA believes we will encounter aliens in the next 20 years. NASA scientist Ellen Stofan says: “I believe we are going to have strong indications of life beyond Earth in the next decade and definitive evidence in the next 10 to 20 years. We know where to look, we know how to look, and in most cases we have the technology. We are not talking about little green men. We are talking about little microbes.” yEAH, THAT FLY AROUND IN SAUCERS, MUTILATE COWS, AND abduct PEOPLE! 

MALARKEY FOR TODAY:

A new survey by Dove reveals that 96% of women describe their looks this way:

1)   **** average looking
2)   Better than average
3)   Beautiful

**** A new survey by Dove reveals that 96% of women think they are average looking.