Oh, I miss the days of bringing my little ones into work with me for “Take your Child To Work Day”. Remember when it started out as “Take Your DAUGHTER To Work Day”? It was meant to empower young girls and show them the variety of careers that were available to them. Then, the little boys noticed that half of their classroom was empty, so THEY wanted to go to work with mom and Dad, too! I think my kids favorite part of coming to work with me was not much being on the radio, but spending my dollars in the vending machine on sodas and snacks. I would go through $20 before the morning wwas over! Now, they’re all grown and out on their own, and NONE of them chose radio as a career. Maybe I should go to work WITH THEM instead. Yeah, Take Dad To Work Day…I hope they have a vending machine…
MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!
“Guitar World” magazine has put together a list of “The Top 10 Drinking Songs of All Time.” Considering the source, it’s skewed toward rock and blues, but it’s a pretty good list. They gave the top spot to “Tequila” by The Champs, which some of you may remember as the song that Pee Wee Herman danced to in the biker bar in “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”. Here’s what else they came up with:
1. “Tequila”, The Champs
2. “There’s a Tear in My Beer”, Hank Williams
3. “Whiskey in the Jar”, Thin Lizzy
4. “Have a Drink on Me”, AC/DC
5. “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”, John Lee Hooker
6. “Boob Scotch”, Bob Log the Third
7. “Cold Gin”, KISS
8. “Nightrain”, Guns N’ Roses
9. “Alligator Wine”, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
10. “Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers”, ZZ Top
MARK EISCHEN
With Earth Day yesterday and Arbor Day tomorrow, Mark is getting in touch with his “green” past…
GROUP THERAPY THURSDAY
Dear Ted and Amy,
I don’t think I’m alone when I say that now that I’m in a new, happy relationship, I’m gaining weight! When I met my boyfriend, we were both super healthy. We both worked out five days a week, and we were eating really nutritious foods. When we became ‘official,’ it was like everything changed. We still work out a lot, but we eat out so much more, plus now we eat meals together and the calories just add up. I’ve gained about five pounds, but it concerns me that it’s just the beginning. He hasn’t gained anything which is beyond frustrating. What do you do to keep from gaining weight when you’re in a new relationship?
Signed,
Too Comfortable in Camillus
MALARKEY FOR TODAY:
Today is “talk like” this person day!
1) Talk like a Pirate Day
2) Talk like an Austrailian Day
3) *****Talk like Shakespeare Day
